The party post mortem

I had a housewarming party on the weekend. It´s always interesting introducing new friends and seeing how they react to one another. Sometimes very well, sometimes very badly. There were no fist fights at my party, but by the end of the night I had seen a new side to a couple of friends.
Of course, as soon as you involve alcohol, any seemingly innocent situation can become confusing and it´s always difficult to pick up on the messages people are sending (or not) when your vision is blurred.
Not that any of this happened to me! Oh no, I was a mere bystander. That´s my story anyway, and I take no reponsibility for anything.
According to one friend: I am like a vortex that sucks people in and spits them back out, somewhat confused, in a strange place with no recollection of how they got there. Well, he made it sound a little more complimentary than that, but that´s the general gist of it.
I was really unaware of my super powers. Maybe I can bottle them and sell them on EBAY?
But, it all seems to have sorted itself out and I still have friends... although apparently I should avoid dancing with them in future.

Did I mention I was going to Berlin?????